"BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN Why American men should boycott American women. I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women? American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least. This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women. BOYCOTT AMERICAN WOMEN! "The Spammed Blogger Says:
Whoa there, Mister Obviously-has-issues-with-an-ex-girlfriend. First off, I would like to thank you for putting all your dating red flags out there for the world to see. If you really are cuckoo bananas, at least you have the courtesy to put it out there from the start. Second, on behalf of all American women, I would also like to thank you for not dating us. I would only suggest one change to your plan: In order to find your dream foreign woman, why don't you just move to a foreign country? That's where they keep the foreign women, you know. Good luck and God speed on your quest for true love.
And to all non-American women: Sorry
I am so sorry everyone! My ex boyfriend sort of went a little crazy when he found out that I am a bloglebrity. Just ignore him and he’ll eventually shut up.
I think this is a personal problem. I think that Dudley McDateless here is right, but he needs to narrow his focus. Dudley? American women are more likely to cheat on YOU... to divorce YOU... to let themselves go because of YOU... to take half of YOUR money because of YOU. (And they would deserve every penny... It's called hazard pay, Doofus.) If American women are arrogant (I prefer the term, extremely self-confident, btw) it's because they have more integrity, guts, and self-esteem in their little fingers than you have in your whole, sad body.
The mental picture I have of you? You're sitting in a recliner, drinking a beer while wearing a wife-beater undershirt, scratching your privates, watching infomercials and wondering what the heck is wrong with women these days....
Why don't you stay off of amazing DIY blogs and stick to the things you know: bratwurst, beer and lottery tickets.
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