The first comment on the post was from "Sam I Am" and he said this:
That poor settee. :(The Slammed Settee Says:
Dear Sam I Am,
Thank you for your thoughtful, but misplaced, concern for me. Before my owner bought me, I was dirty and neglected. My upholstery was ugly and so last, last, last, last season. Powder Blue went out with geese, sunflowers and bunny rabbit decor. I was choking to death under my ancient varnish. My true beauty was hidden under that old finish. Now my natural grain and inner beauty shines proudly for all to see. I love my map. It's cool and now and unexpected. Don't cry for me, Sam I Am. I'm free and beautiful and everything I ever wanted to be.
The Coolest Settee on the Block.
Seriously. I only WISH I could come up with projects as amazing as this. Sam you are seriously delusional if you think this settee was better before.
That Sam I Am, that Sam I Am! I do not like that Sam I Am! We do not all have to like the same things, but there are ways to avoid hurting her feelings! That Sam I Am! I do not like his attempt at a witticism... he'd be better off trying some constructive criticism!
(On a non-Seussian note: I adore this settee and have told her more than once how awesome it is! Sam I Am should refer to the map... perhaps he could find where he left his manners.)
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